LOCATIONS & TEAMS
Oki Ni
Squad
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Andrew Malone
Strengths: Pace Weaknesses: Losing Position: Defender -
Ben Benoliel
Strengths: Can score against our keeper Weaknesses: Our Keeper can score against me Position: Forward -
David Foster
Strengths: Fitness - completed 5 London Marathons Weaknesses: 'Rawness' Position: Defender -
Jamie Davidson
Strengths: Living on former glories Weaknesses: Short stature Position: Goalkeeper -
Michael Cepillo
Strengths: I played at Highbury Weaknesses: I lost at Highbury Position: Forward -
Michael Searle
Strengths: Ex county player Weaknesses: I thought i was a midfielder Position: Defender -
Mohammed Hoque
Strengths: Run on Duracell batteries, non stop action (also semi pro darts player) Weaknesses: Hugging goalscores for an uncomfortably long time Position: Midfield -
Paul Doherty
Strengths: Choking people out and popping elbows Weaknesses: Tendency for inappropriate communal shower behavior Position: Midfield
